Chuck Norris Gives Science the Smackdown
April 22, 2008Chuck Norris wants to be the voice of reason in the Evolution vs. Intelligent Design debate. In this well written essay, he bemoans schools that are isolating students from a diversity of opinions on the origin of life. Chuck and his wife are here to save the next generation! Read it here.
Go get ‘em Chuck. Yes, I said it was well written, but it is also very flawed.
Exhibit A:
“Why can’t creationism or intelligent design be taught in public schools? Naturalists answer by saying that ID is not a science. Rather than debate classifications, however, I would ask further, Why can’t variant theories of the origin of life be presented even outside science courses?”
“Naturalists” is clever. Why couldn’t you say, “Scientists?” Chuck, the legal rulings say that Intelligent Design can not be taught as a scientific theory in a science classroom. However, it would be legal (and interesting) for ID and other versions of creation to be taught in a comparative religion or philosophy class. This could even be done in a public school.
Exhibit B
“Since when does science own the market on how life began? “
Evolution does not claim anything related to how life began. Evolution explains the diversity of life since that origin. Also, science is a specific way of looking at the world based on the use of natural evidence (not supreme beings, magic, gnomes, etc.). Therefore, science does not claim to own the market for any explanation. If you want to say the that the Hand of God is pushing things to the ground instead of gravity, fine - Just don’t call it science (Thanks, Onion).
Exhibit C:
“If it is based largely upon empirical investigation of present, repeatable data, then the evolutionary theory for the beginning of life stands upon no more solid ground than ID”
Oh Chuck, you didn’t! Please, get a clue about what science is before you write about it! Here is a primer for you.
Exhibit D
“no branch of science can prove how inorganic matter produced organic cellular life. And evolution, even if accepted as factual, does not dispel a Creator”
Chuck, you did it again. Evolution doesn’t even pretend to explain how inorganic matter produced life. Here is a primer on evolution for you too.
Exhibit E:
“ID deserves a seat in classrooms across America.
Again, dissenters of creationism answer this question by classifying ID as a religion and further say that religion belongs exclusively in homes and churches.”
No, the argument is that ID is not scientific and does not belong in a science classroom. Perhaps you should check out the trial in Dover PA. Evolution doesn’t say that God doesn’t exist. It doesn’t say you can’t believe in God. Also, I think you should really take a look at your faith. I wouldn’t connect Biblical creationism with Intelligent Design. Intelligent Design specifically states that an intelligent designer (not God) created the Universe. My guess is that God wouldn’t like you believing in ID. You see, if it is God that designed the universe, then ID becomes a religion and can’t be taught in a science classroom. ID is nothing more than a legal manipulation to get around the word “God.”
Exhibit F:
“That is why my wife, Gena, and I are on the board of the National Council on Bible Curriculum in Public Schools, which has helped 443 public school districts in 37 states to implement a course on it.”
Here is the web address for that organization. http://www.bibleinschools.net/ “The curriculum for the program shows a concern to convey the content of the Bible as compared to literature and history.” I would love to take this class. Do you think they promote an honest critique of the Bible…like how you would critique any other piece of literature?” It would be interesting to discuss this:
Genesis 1 gives the order of creation as plants, animals, man and woman. Genesis 2 gives it as man, plants, animals and woman. Genesis 1:3-5 says light was created on the first day, Genesis 1:14-19 says the sun was created on the fourth. Genesis 7:2 says Noah took seven pairs of each beast, Genesis 7:8-15 says one pair.
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The math behind this — How many sons do you count: “The sons of Shemaiah: Huttush, Igal, Bariah, Neriah, and Shaphat, six” (I Chronicles 3:22)
(from here)
So Chuck, do you still want to be the voice of reason? If so, you should start doing some better research.
P.S. I’m not anti-Bible or anti-Religion, just anti-Chuck.
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